This is how I have felt all week.
Always Expect the Unexpected
I'm Tom Cruise Typing
Bingles guardian of the wii remotes.
bah english major jokes waha
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also tom felton.
yes
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The adventures of Mr. Bingly: dachshund.
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“This is for TEXAS!”
A Rangers fan, a Yankees fan, and a Red Sox fan are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more. The Red Sox fan insists he is the most loyal. “This is for the Sox!” he yells, and jumps off the mountain. Not to be outdone, the Rangers fan is next to profess his love for his team. He yells, “This is for Texas!” and pushes the Yankee fan off the mountain.
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